
Alright many of us have heard the story of the man who was cheating on his wife and out of sheer anger his wife castrated him. Well this mans name is John Bobbit and this is the real story.
According to testimony given by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, he then raped her. Afterwards, Lorena Bobbitt got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. While in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.
After assaulting her husband Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was being treated.
The penis was re-attached by Dr. James T Sehn and Dr. David Berman during a nine and a half hour operation.
HERE IS THE BEST PART
To pay for ole johnny boy's medical bills he started starring in PORN videos. This is John Bobbitts first release, FrankenPENIS....brought back from the dead , untamed and UNCUT

This is Brian Dawkins and this is his story.
Watch Video until about 7 minutes VVV
Brian Dawkins is a child of god and was created under the same circumstances of when any man loves any woman.



I wanted to dedicate a portion of this page to the man who taught me how to throw the curve...Rick Vaughn. Many of us know Rick from his days throwing heat in the California Penal League and then getting a promotion to play for the Cleveland Indians. He is known for his zigzag haircut which scored him pussy on countless occaisions.
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He is also known as playing a key role in the mullet revolution which he shaved the back of his shi
t to make a zig-zag style going. This new haircut was a peice of shit and went out of style immediatly.
But then he washed himself up to the likes of pitches that actually practice good morals and sportsmanship. Im not to sure how the tranformation of this pitcher happened but it you remind one of John Rocker.
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Andre Agassi's upcoming autobiography contains an admission he used crystal meth in 1997 and failed a drug test -- a result thrown out after he lied by saying he "unwittingly" took the substance.
According to an excerpt of the autobiography "Open" published Wednesday in The Times of London, the eight-time Grand Slam champion writes that he sent a letter to the ATP tour to explain the positive test, saying he accidentally drank from a soda spiked with meth by his assistant "Slim."
"Then I come to the central lie of the letter," Agassi writes. "I say that recently I drank accidentally from one of Slim's spiked sodas, unwittingly ingesting his drugs. I ask for understanding and leniency and hastily sign it: Sincerely.
"I feel ashamed, of course. I promise myself that this lie is the end of it."
Agassi said the ATP reviewed the case, accepted his explanation and threw it out. The tour responded with a statement, noting an independent panel makes the final decision on a doping violation.
"The ATP has always followed this rule, and no executive at the ATP has therefore had the authority or ability to decide the outcome of an anti-doping matter," the statement said.
The International Tennis Federation said it was "surprised and disappointed" by Agassi's revelations.
"Such comments in no way reflect the fact that the tennis anti-doping program is currently regarded as one of the most rigorous and comprehensive anti-doping programs in sport," the ITF said in a statement.
In the past three years, the organization has begun overseeing anti-doping efforts on behalf of the ATP and WTA tours.
"The events in question occurred before the World Anti-Doping Agency was founded in 1999 and during the formative years of anti-doping in tennis, when the program was managed by individual governing bodies," the ITF said.
The president of WADA, Jim Fahey, said he was disappointed by Agassi's revelations and expects the ATP to "shed light on this allegation."
Agassi, who married tennis star Steffi Graf and has two children, retired in 2006. Excerpts from his autobiography, which comes out Nov. 9, are being published this week in the London newspaper, as well as Sports Illustrated and People magazines.
In a story posted on People magazine's Web site Tuesday, Agassi says: "I can't speak to addiction, but a lot of people would say that if you're using anything as an escape, you have a problem."
According to the Times of London, Agassi writes in his book that "Slim" was the person who introduced him to crystal meth, dumping a small pile of powder on the coffee table.
"I snort some. I ease back on the couch and consider the Rubicon I've just crossed," Agassi writes.
"There is a moment of regret, followed by vast sadness. Then comes a tidal wave of euphoria that sweeps away every negative thought in my head. I've never felt so alive, so hopeful -- and I've never felt such energy."
"I'm seized by a desperate desire to clean. I go tearing around my house, cleaning it from top to bottom. I dust the furniture. I scour the tub. I make the beds."
U.S. Fed Cup captain Mary Joe Fernandez, a contemporary of Agassi's, described the revelations as disappointing and "a bit of a shock."
"It takes a lot of guts and courage to come out and say something that nobody would have really known about," Fernandez said. "I've always admired Andre. He was a huge part of inspiring my generation, and he did a lot of great things and continues to do a lot of great things. He's opening up now, and that's his choice. Maybe people can learn from it and not make the same mistakes."
Among the most successful and popular tennis players in history, Agassi drew attention not just for his play, but also for his outfits, hairstyles and relationships with women, including a failed marriage to actress Brooke Shields.
Agassi's first major championship came at Wimbledon in 1992, and he won a gold medal at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. But by late 1997, he dropped to No. 141 in the rankings, and he was playing in tennis' equivalent of the minor leagues.
He resuscitated his career in 1998, making the biggest one-year jump into the top 10 in the history of the ATP rankings. The next season, he won the French Open to complete a career Grand Slam, then added a second career U.S. Open title en route to finishing 1999 at No. 1.
After an exhibition match Sunday in China against longtime rival Pete Sampras, Agassi was asked if his autobiography contained any major revelations.
"I think I had to learn a lot about myself through the process," Agassi said. "There was a lot that even surprised me. So to think that one won't be surprised by it, it would be an understatement.
"Whatever revelations exist, you'll get to see in full glory," he added. "But the truth is, my hope is that somebody doesn't just learn more about me, what it is I've been through, but somehow through those lessons, they can learn a lot about themselves. And I think it's fair to say that they will."
In a posting on People's Web site, Agassi says he "was worried for a moment, but not for long," about how fans would react if they found out he used drugs.
"I wore my heart on my sleeve and my emotions were always written on my face. I was actually excited about telling the world the whole story," Agassi says. According to the publisher, he worked closely on the book with Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist J.R. Moehringer, author of "The Tender Bar."
A writer from SI first revealed the crystal meth reference on a Twitter posting Tuesday.
According to the Times of London excerpt, Agassi was walking through New York's LaGuardia airport when he got the call that he had failed a drug test.
"There is doom in his voice, as if he's going to tell me I'm dying," Agassi writes. "And that's exactly what he tells me."
"He reminds me that tennis has three classes of drug violation," Agassi writes. "Performance-enhancing drugs ... would constitute a Class 1, he says, which would carry a suspension of two years. However, he adds, crystal meth would seem to be a clear case of Class 2. Recreational drugs." That would mean a three-month suspension.
"My name, my career, everything is now on the line. Whatever I've achieved, whatever I've worked for, might soon mean nothing. Days later I sit in a hard-backed chair, a legal pad in my lap, and write a letter to the ATP. It's filled with lies interwoven with bits of truth."
Fernandez said the episode didn't shake her faith in tennis' anti-doping program.
"WADA's drug testing is so severe I can't imagine anybody getting away with anything now," she said. "Players are getting tested in and out of competition at least 25 to 30 times a year."
In 2007, Martina Hingis tested positive for cocaine after a third-round exit at Wimbledon. She denied using the drug but was banned for two years. In July, Frenchman Richard Gasquet was cleared to resume playing after a 2½-month ban upon persuading the ITF's tribunal panel that he inadvertently took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.
I have noticed something that I am not too happy about. The variety of commercials we see on a daily basis. The particular thing I noticed was that 2/15 of all the commercials that we see while watching television are Insurance company commercials. First thing is first: Insurance sucks and so does everything that has to do with it. The payments, the paperwork, and the thought of “Why the fuck do I need insurance?”
I have thought long and hard about why people don’t realize how much insurance sucks. There is only one conclusion: The Commercials. The Insurance commercials have to be funny or at least be catchy because if they are not, people will just realize how gay (yes “gay” as in anal sex between two males) insurance really is. They are FORCED to make these commercials great or their bizzness will not survive.
I started writing this piece because enough is enough I am tired of these Progressive commercials starring their stuck up sales cashier Flo. Flo is pale. Flo wears white clothes ALL the Time. This makes her a racist. The reason why everything in these commercials is white is because they need to route their competition…All-State.
All-State, Are you in good hands? In fact yes I am in good hands and I don’t want to be in your hands. This commercial is catchy because of this guy’s voice. I have nothing against this guy because he has been cheated. Morgan Freeman is simply a better actor and stole all of these guys’ parts. So obviously he took the lower paying job of just being in these shitty All-State Commercials.
Then we have Aflac. Aflac is a duck. That’s right a duck. They couldn’t even of picked a mallard for the job but they went with a duck. Their idea of a goodcommercial is this “duck” running around the screen yelling, “AFFFLLLLLACCCCK!” Stupid duck…

This now brings me to the Geico Gecko… honestly I like Geico because they have a gecko and the caveman commercials. They change it up and they are actually funny. So this last paragraph is a tribute to the small green gecko who has a British accent and is so lovable and cuddly. They also have a stack of money thay loves to listen to techno music. I love Geico , They are sweet, and they are my noise.

Dental Dams, also know in Germany as "Koffendam" have been on the market since latex has been available. This strikes me as interesting because of the lastest episodes of Eastbound & Down. Kenny Powers meets his new "fuck buddy" Tracey and after a nice smooth jet ski ride let decide to do business. Now being the ultimate male that Kenny is, he has a shit load of STDs and just seeing how easy Tracey is he refers her to his truck to get a dental dam. the quote is Kenny- "Now then, I think your body is awesome. You got great tits. But I'm a little concerned about your bill of health. I'm going to insist upon you using some sort of protection. I got a dental dam in the glove compartment of my truck, you can just grab that." ...classy (Top Picture: Correct use of a Dental Dam.) (Bottom Picture: Incorrect use of being a woman.) |
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![]() | Breaking news: Patrick Swayze has died. He had been battling pancreatic cancer since January of 2009. I know this is horrible news to the badass Roadhouse lovers. But it is the sign of relief for Dirty Dancing haters. I am not prepared to dedicate a whole collumn to him so i guess all i have to say is thank you Patrick. Thank you for your work in Road House. -Sid |
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Posted by SID :9-13-09 Kayne West has not only made a name for himself on the music scene but also in other places in popular culture. We all know of his history, he was a college drop-out who made it big. He was a promising young man until the death of his mother which has created a downward spiral on his career. The whole world has scene this clown and his classless act towards taylor swift as she won her first MTV Award. Lets look at other stunts this ass clown has done to embrarrass himself beyond belief. The most recent job this guy has blown is sitting quietly as a guest at the 2009 MTV music awards. But no when Taylor Swift won a award over fellow African-American Beyonce. He precedes to take the mic from Taylor and say that Beyonce deserved it over her. Kanye West-0 Everyone else- 1 The next stint this joker performs is open-endedly accusing George W. Bush for "not caring about black people." Personally I found this hilarious but the rest of America didn’t think it was so humorous... Kanye West-0 Everyone else- 2 It was about time someone has shown Kanye West. The last thing in the media i would like to discuss is Trey and Matt Parker's public display of making fun of ol' Kanye on their show South Park. Please watch and enjoy this one. This one is ecspecially for the fans. Kanye West-0 Everyone else- 3 Shutout.
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Over the last 10 years there has been an actor in my eyes that has defeated all odd and has become one of the leading faces among African American actors. Sounds like it but No, I am not talking about Denzel Washington. I am speaking of Morgan Freeman. The Tennessee native has been in the game since 1971 and has just been getting bigger and better as time has gone on. Morgan Freeman is known for his reserved demeanor and authoritative speaking voice. That is why I propose this question to all of the Sid Station users: How much would you pay Morgan Freeman to read you a bedtime story?
Now here are the rules: You are not allowed to touch Morgan during any of this. You also have to decide in US currency about how much you would pay him. Also he will read until you fall asleep, so if you don’t fall asleep so easily… you’re in for a real treat.
Rumor has it the fast food industries are putting money into a video game that would resemble a Mortal Kombat or a Capcom Verses style. This is supposedly a still shot from the upcoming game. Ronald looks like he is slinging crack and Wendy looks like she belongs in a 1800's western brothel. This leads me to a question... who would you pick as your fast food mascot to defend you in a fight?