Since it's the end of the year and I'm bored I'd thought I make a Top 10 List of 2009. The top ten movies, songs, albums, games and sporting events of 2009. Counting down the best with #1 being the best of the year.

Movies

10. District 9

09. Taken

08. Up

07. Inglourious Basterds

06. Star Trek

05. Sherlock Holmes

04. Invictus

03. (500) Days of Summer

02. Public Enemies

01. (Tie) The Hangover - Comedy. Avatar - Action & Adventure. Up In The Air - Drama

Songs

10. Kings & Queens - 30 Seconds to Mars

09. Amazing - Kanye West with Jeezy

08. Forever - Drake, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, & Eminem

07. Breathe - U2

06. 1901 - Phoenix

05. Up, Up, & Away - Kid Cudi

04. I Got a Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

03. A Dustland Fairytale - The Killers

02. Moment of Surrender - U2

01. Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z with Alica Keys

Albums

10. Joy - Phish

09. Never Better - P.O.S.

08. This is War - 30 Seconds to Mars

07. The Resistance - Muse

06. Only By the Night - Kings of Leon

05. Day & Age - The Killers

04. Man on the Moon: The End of the Day - Kid Cudi

03. Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix - Phoenix

02. The Blueprint 3 - Jay-Z

01. No Line on The Horizon - U2

Games

10. WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2010

09. Assassins Creed 2

08. Madden 10

07. Fifa Soccer 10

06. Batman: Arkham Asylum

05. The Beatles: Rock Band

04. UFC 2009: Undisputed

03. NHL 10

02. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

01. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

Sporting Events/Moments

10. St. Louis Cardinals Trade for Matt Hoilday

09. Ovechkin's Sliding Goal 2/18/2009

08. T.J. Oshie's Goal of the Year 3/26/2009

07. David Backes'0.8 Second Goal 1/19/2009

06. St. Louis Cardinals vs. L.A. Dodgers 7/29/2009 (The 15 Inning Game)

05. The St. Louis Blues Clinching a Playoff Spot 4/10/2009

04. UFC 100 (Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir & George St. Pierre vs. Thiago Alves)

03. The Stanley Cup Eastern Conference Semi-Finals (Penguins vs. Capitals)

02. Super Bowl XLIII (Steelers vs. Cardinals)

01. The Stanley Cup Finals (Penguins vs. Red Wings)

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Team America Beard/Mustache Team

"At the World Beard and Moustache Championships held in Anchorage, Alaska, on May 23, 2009, Beard Team USA succeeded in accomplishing its goal of making the United States of America the world's premier power in international facial hair competitions by defeating previously perennial favorite Germany, where the sport was invented."

Meet the team...

WARNING: This video does contain adult content but fucking a is it funny

Nutz in Da Ass

here is the wonderful dialogue

Negro #1: Hell yeah!

Negro #1: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Negro #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.

Negro #1: Spread them ass cheeks.

Negro #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Negro #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Negro #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

Negro #1: Awwww, nigga.

Negro #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Negro #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em .. get 'em -- spread 'em bitch!

Negro #2: Relax your ass, nigga. Spread the cheeks.

Negro #1: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Negro #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Negro #4: My balls too tight for that shit.

Negro #3: Awww .. that's right, bitch.

Negro #1: Shit .. first nuts in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Negro #2: That's right, bitch!

Negro #4: Nigga! My balls too tight for that shit, nigga.

Negro #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

Negro #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?

Negro #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

Negro #1: Awww, yeahhh.. Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Negro #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Negro #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Negro #4: Nigga, flip the dick --- AWW HA HOHO.

(background negros yelling)

Negro #1: Nigga, what - what.

Negro #2: That nigga clownin'

Negro #3: What, what.

Negro #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussay. Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Negro #4: That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background negros yelling)

Negro #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.

Negro #1: Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, nigga,I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nutssnug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Negro #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Negro #3: Fuck you, bitch.

Negro #1: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out ... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Negro #4: Now you gotta DP.

(background negros yelling)

Negro #1: You gettin' DP'd any god damn way. Look at that, assholedon't even wanna let my nuts out ... yeeeeaaah. God dammit, mmhmmm. Younasty ass bitch.

I will have more on this legendary porn star Tone.  When a have some time

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Speed read

Ochocinco wrote a book. And I read the whole thing!

By Rick Reilly
ESPN The Magazine

The luckiest stiffs in this business are the people who write The New York Times Book Review. When awful jockographies come in, they get to play the how-strong-is-our-shredder game. Here, we have to read them. Worse, we have to review them in such a way that we aren't on the wrong end of a helmet-to-head collision next time we're on the sideline. Just once I'd like to see the effete NYTBRers try that.

I think it would come out like this:

The cover of Chad Ochocinco's new book, "Ocho Cinco," has Mr. Ochocinco flipping off you, the reader, with both hands. Why would you want to buy a book where you're being flipped off while you're still in the store?

So many, many reasons.

1. His stirringly descriptive prose. For instance, the vivid passage in the second paragraph, in which he describes his "huge-ass house" in Florida and his seven "sweet-ass cars." In fact, Mr. Ochocinco is able to use the word "ass" 32 times in the tome.

2. His seamless transitions. For instance, in a particularly tricky passage about what he'd be like if he had a show in Las Vegas (Mr. Ochocinco opines that he'd be bigger than "Penn & Teller and Céline Dion and Siegfried & Roy" combined), he writes, "Damn, I digress a lot." And then we are whisked on our way.

3. His torrid introspection. When he found himself at the only birth he was able to attend of his four children (by three different women) the moment hit him deeply. "I'm holding a little me," he thought to himself. "Just having little me's around is cool. No lie." That's transcendent.

4. His enviable self-confidence, a trait sorely lacking in these turbulent times. For instance, Mr. Ochocinco has no doubt he could play in the NBA. "F--- yeah, I could play easy." He is also planning a professional boxing career. "I don't know what my contract says about boxing, but I don't care. You know why? Because I'd be worth millions in just one fight. Serious, I could make $15, $20 million easy to fight somebody like [Floyd] Mayweather."

Mr. Ochocinco plans to become an actor, a skill he learned from watching Denzel Washington. "I should be in a Broadway show. I'm that good."

5. His refreshing candor, so rare in the NFL. For instance ...

... his explanation of why he doesn't block: "What good is it for me to start throwing my body around with all those guys who are bigger than me?" Exactly.

... his endorsement of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. "Spygate, my ass," he says. "The Patriots are good, but there's a reason why they are winning even though everybody is over age 50. It's the f---ing coaching. It ain't no secret."

... how his own boss, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis, doesn't measure up. "[Lewis] doesn't have control of the football team the same way Belichick has control. No way."

... how he calls Lewis and other coaches at 3 a.m. to discuss game strategy, civilities be damned. "Their wives might not like it, but I don't care. They got to deal with that, not me."

... how he often misses what's being said in the huddle because he's trash-talking with the defense.

6. His tumultuous personal life, in which he doesn't speak much to his mother or father, nor does he want to be disturbed by family problems. His brother, Bo Johnson, quotes Mr. Ochocinco as telling family, "If somebody died or they're in jail, tell me after the season."

7. His business acumen. Mr. Ochocinco plans to come out with Ocho Cinco cologne, sportswear, cigars (in a partnership with former Cuban president Fidel Castro), sunglasses, hats, clothing, shoes, cleats and condoms. He also reveals his plans to skip a post-football career in broadcasting ("too easy," he asserts) and become an actor, a skill Mr. Ochocinco learned from watching Denzel Washington. "I should be in a Broadway show. I'm that good."

8. His balanced self-view. He writes how if football hadn't worked out, he'd have been a drug dealer. "They're smart!" he reveals. How his education at Oregon State consisted of attending one class for one week. "I didn't want people to know how smart I was," he confesses. And how his passion for a woman in Los Angeles led him to break into her house and sit in the middle of her bedroom until she woke up, the cause of his terribly unfair domestic-violence incident.

Yes, there are seeming contradictions in "Ocho Cinco" but would you expect anything less in an autobiography of a man this complex?

For instance, on one page, he describes how he's a fine father to his children. "They get time with me," he writes. "They know who I am." What more could a child want? Then on another, he admits, "I don't spend the time I should with them. I haven't grasped the concept of what being a father is." Real.

He states his credo that he will accept no outsiders into his inner circle. "If you weren't here before I made it, there's no reason to try and get close now," he writes. And yet he met his current girlfriend, Maya, on a street in New Orleans at the 2008 NBA All-Star Game.

He frankly admits he's "the best f---in' receiver there's ever been" and that he will end up in the Hall of Fame "like it or not." And yet he confesses that in 2003, he wrote a Bengals assistant coach a check for $100,000 because he was playing so poorly. (The check was refused.)

From the purchase of his first gold teeth at 13, to revealing that he once planned to kiss a ref after a touchdown, this staggering work is unlike any nonfiction available.

Mr. Ochocinco may flip off the reader on the cover of it, but inside he arrives at a sweet, confident crescendo: "I love me some me."

And who doesn't treasure a love story, even if it's just a man and his mirror?

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the South butt is horseshit i just thought it was supercool how some guy spend his own money making fun of a company that sells the warmest mink jackets and stylist clothes.

wow thats all i can say,  I remember tub girl but this just mixes gymnastics and aerobics.

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rollin like a big shot... once again

We all know what Urban Dictionary is unless you have been living under Rosie O'donnell's fat stomach for the last ten years, (if this is true i suggest suicide, quickly) Urban Dictionary is a website that has meanings to words that you may hear in every normal day conversation.  Or alternate meanings to words or phrases  Ex. Timmy is being skeet.    WTF does skeet mean????

Urban dictionary will tell you that skeet means...

skeet-

To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.

I propose everytime you get on Sid's Station click on Urban Dictionary and type in any random word or even hit the random button and share your humorous findings. 

Hockey season is right around the corner and i could not be more excited about.  Especially as a Blues fan with another year for the youngsters, this year should be fun.  So my friend Tom Arnold Nuna and I decide to watch last friday's preseason game verse the Dallas Stars.  6-2 victory for the Blues, with goals from Drazenovic, Oshie, Karya, Steen, and two assists from Tkachuck.  Afterwords we sat for atleast thirty minutes chatting like grade school bitches about their crushes on the topic of the high hopes for the upcoming season until we realized its preseason........ We sat back on the couch and sulked.  We couldnt speak due to filthy taste preseason hockey left in our mouths.  After five minutes of silence, Tom Arnold Nuna finally spoke, "Preseason hockey is like Sex and the City."  My initial reation was to call him a butt fucking homo for watching Sex and the City.  The more I thought about it the more he is right.  Say you have watched Sex and the City and are a straight male.  The reason you watch Sex and the City if for the SEX part.  Well the truth is their is not much sex.  Maybe once an episode you may get a nipple and never any muff.  If your lucky.  Alot of episodes dont even have nips.  So as a guy expecting nudity or sexual content from Sex and the City and to recieve only minimal excitement is the exact same as preseason hockey.  You get a build up of excitement, maybe a half chub but when the episode ends and the third period alarm sounds ultimitely: a dissapointment. 

Porn = Inseason Hockey

Thank you Tom Arnold Nuna, you redheaded Irish fuck.